Young Jeezy In His Own Words

Posted on November 4, 2009

(Jeezy can paint such a visual picture with words; I’m not even going to comment on these. Enjoy. -KZ)

Classic Quotes of Jay “Young Jeezy” Jenkins

“Fuck bad bitches, smoke big blunts;
who am I to tell ya different, ya only live once.”

“Swear the feds just starin’ at a nigga!”

“Best be cool holmes, get my goon on. Bust them tools holmes, get my news on…”

“Best add 5 grams; that’s if you weigh it in plastic.”

“I push the Yukon Wednesday, the dropped Vette Monday; ice cream Impala, same color as a sundae.”

“Might cook it on the stove, might cook it in the microwave;
Either way it’s gonna sell, still weigh it on the scale.”

“The governor, bitch; I make Georgia look good.”

“Three bands for a 9-piece chicken dinner.”

“I can’t even lie yeah I fucked them hoes,
trapped all day spent it all on clothes.”

“The clientele in Minnesota,
so is the Vikings.”

“…nigga go broke and invest in a black mask.”“Entrepreneur, he found him a new craft…”

“Grand piano, might learn to play. Hundred grand just to walk past it every day.”

“…first of the month, yeah we call that “Bird Day.”

“…never let em see you sweat; cause if he search the
trunk, he might find the Tec.”“Or a bag full of O’s; wrapped in duct tape nigga between some dirty ass clothes.”

“Popping gold bottles, yeah I took them sips……50 in the trunk, yeah I took those trips.”

“Keep the white girl, yeah forever my lady
Two grand flat get you four and a baby.”

“Money in trashbags, call that garbage;20 pounds in a trash bag, the shit look like garbage.”

“A .40 cal, rubberbands, and a shoebox,
run through a hundred grand watching Matlock.”

“Smoke purp by the pound, Goose by the fifth
Re-up on the first, and again on the fifth.”

“.25 for the throwaway, choppers by the door-way.”

“Eighty grand just to see the Jacob go tick tock”"
“Def Jam, 7-figures we can finish the deal.”

“A hard head’ll make a soft ass; and hard white’ll get you straight cash.”

“The boy get new paper like the first day of school.”

“Bury me in some Evisu jeans;
a USDA top and a throw-away Glock…
…bury me a G, nothin more nothin less;
when I get where I’m goin, I just gotta be fresh.”

“Seen bricks stacked tall as skyscrapers”

“Mix the flake with the soda, got Young Jeezy.”

“Inhaled so much llelo, lost my sense of smell.”

“I’m a hater like you, fuck my wristband.”

“I used to hit the kitchen lights; cockroaches everywhere.
Hit the kitchen lights, now it’s marble floors everywhere.”

“I’m in the SL, looking real Coupe-ish .”

“We was born in it;
not sworn in it.”

“It’s kinda hard to be drug-free,
when Georgia Power won’t give a nigga lights free.”

“I don’t live there; I just cook there. Ain’t nothing in there, but Vision cookware.”

“I’m Donald Trump in a white tee and white ones…”

”I want a new Bentley, my auntie need a kidney,
and if I let her pass her children never will forgive me.”

“Fruitopia, smoke blueberry.
Mix it with the purp, call it cranberry.”

“Still smell the blow in my clothes;
like Krispy Kreme, I was cookin them O’s”

“Who gives a fuck about friends?
If you mix the baking soda wit it, you can get a Benz.”

“In the rap game, takin’ niggaz clientèle;
white ones like the powder that I used to sell.”

“You asked me kindly don’t bring the white in the house.
And then what I do? Bring the white in the house.”
“Bricks in the attic, and you didn’t know.
Your grandson killin’ em; he getting 24.”

“Whole life flash right before your eyes,
See the state troopers, get butterflies.”

“Hat back, top back, ain’t nothin’ but a young thug.
HKs, AKs, I need to join a gun club.”

“A hundred grand on my wrist, yeah life sucks…
…fuck the club, dog,
I rather count a million bucks.”

“I’m knee deep in the game;
So when it’s time to re-up
I’m knee-deep in the cane.”

Can’t Ban the Snowman

Remember when school officials, law enforcement, and concerned parents got together and tried banning the snowman logo? Got you kicked out of school and damn sure stopped on the street. Freedom of expression was once again shunned in favor of political-correctness.