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Worst TV of the 1980’s

October 29, 2009

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Some of you are too young to remember the 80’s. The clothes were lame and the music sucked. Drug traffickers paid a lot less back then, and were able to operate without the headache of Homeland Security. I grew up on hair bands like Motley Crue, Guns N’ Roses, and Poison. This decade was also the whore mother of […]

The Jay-Z Top Ten List

October 29, 2009

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Imagine owning a night club in New York City. It's stocked with personal friends and beautiful women. Your Grammy-winning music plays throughout the place. You're dressed head-to-toe in clothing made by your clothing label. While working the room, you stop at a table to pose for a photo and have a shot. Like everyone else, you opt for a shot of your own brand of Scottish vodka. "Armadale for everybody!"

Please Don’t Throw Shoes!

October 29, 2009

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"I'd make Al-Zawahiri clean my cell, wash my draws, and buy my shit from commissary."

Best Observation Ever

October 28, 2009

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The SECOND funniest thing I have ever seen: I stopped at Circe K for gas once. As I came out of the store and began pumping, I noticed two boys entering the lot. They were about 11-12 years old, and both were riding bikes. One of them suddenly cut his handlebars too sharp, and yes, […]

Cool Guys!

October 28, 2009

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Cool Guys American culture is full of extremely cool people. Some are real; others are fictional characters. Here are a few worthy of honorable mention: Mike TysonOf NES “Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out” fame, this former heavyweight world champion has seen and done it all. He married Robin Givens; then beat the shit out of her. Tyson has […]

Making Nature Your Bitch

October 27, 2009

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Making Nature your Bitch Seals may be fun to brutally murder, but a lot of other animals are also fun to kill; most of them deserving it. A bitch ass snake can certainly get it too. Snakes deserve to be shot just on principle. They are scary; and as we can all agree, anything scary […]

C.S.I: Sea World

October 27, 2009

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"Despite a killer whale clearly being photographed committing the murder, this guy confessed. He named names, implicated coworkers, and led authorities to a dead seal. Poor police work, incompetent legal representation, and an overzealous prosecutor were enough to put him away for a long time."